Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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WOGBRO 6
**** that person what a ****
mintcar 10
FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.
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Comments (106)
lmaoatall 6
the old saying, one good deed deserves one bad deed....now don't be selfish and pass it on
only1onyx 0
how is this an FML?" I fell down the stairs in the subway at rush hour and didnt get trampled." FML
flickyourbic1223 7
I'm sorry OP. If it makes any difference I believe that the two strangers (the thief and the one who helped you) were just a coincidence. I don't think you were a victim of an organized pickpocket team :p I mean it's simple enough to pickpocket in crowds. If someone saw an opportunity to grab a fallen iPhone then that person would just grab it. Fyl though because it still sucks :/
Real1 0
that's cold hearted...
hammerfall26 6
chase his ass down. don't just sit there and cry.
hammerfall26 6
can you say ignorant, I can FYL
kungfukittyrawr 0
that sound a lil bit like what happened to that one chic in the Chicago area. except that in the process of stealing the fone an old lady was pushed down the stairs and died.
soccer182 0
you deserved it for having an iPhone :p
gottagetitout 2
get a windows phone 7! best platform ever!
stephanieloveswa 0
Eww who would steal an Iphone
bobbyc7 0
did you trip and fall because you were on your iPhone??? ydi!