Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
WOGBRO 6
**** that person what a ****
mintcar 10
FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.
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Comments (106)
GreenMaze 0
just signed in on me.com and you'll see it using your apple account
franceypants 0
gotta love new york...
Lucky10 0
Agreed i got one back in November and have not looked back since. op Ydi for being an Isheep
MissAwesomeness 4
use the "find my iPhone" app.
GeneralMotors 23
was it an iPhone 4? can you do the "Find My iPhone" on it?
here_for_laughs 0
Hi
Blondiebee88 0
don't you miss the days when phones weren't terrible to loose? now their like investments with our life all in them that can be ebayed
EvilPotato 15
How was the guy that stole you iPhone kind
newmomma2811 0
ugh that sucks for u
coolguy72 0
those are the famous massachusetts and Chicago subway train pickpocketers. one of them falls, the other one helps you up and the one that fell steals ur stuff.