Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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Comments (213)
KorbenDeck 5
Were you fat before you got knocked up? That's an important piece of information you left out
sulitak 27
actually its in no way important
Anne_Onimus 0
#30... a human's gestational period is 40 weeks. She's two weeks until her due date. FAIL.
PsyButterfly 0
People are idiots when they say she's past due and should of had the baby at 36 weeks, damn man people like that should not reproduce because they don't know what the hell they are talking about. And you are NOT immediately taken off bedrest at that time, I know this first hand because I was on bed rest until the day I went into labor myself, at 40 weeks, not 36. People can be on bedrest for many reasons, not for being fat or a **** like some of you seem to think. There are many, many, many reasons to be put on bedrest and it doesn't make anyone a **** or lazy. And parents can help out with pregnancies for many reasons, don't assume that she is a teenager, and even if she is, so what? As long as she's a good parent and teaches her kid to not be a closeminded tool like half of you all are then she will do just fine in life.
000001 0
I would be angry/ashamed of your mom, too. I hope you don't be a bitchy parent like her. And to those who insist YDI, you're all stupid. Try being pregnant and being bitched at, will you?
ZH13 0
how many "my mom's a bitch" FMLs can there be? i doubt there are this many horrible moms. unless its the same mom and all her kids really like this site. by the way did anyone read that one about the Iraq veteran who's mom told him to stop whining after he told her he kept having nightmares of being shot at in a pit? that one was awfull
lucy_leavitt 0
i can't believe how mean some people are. i also can't believe how so many people think they know everything about complete strangers.
Mnemo_fml 0
What a total bitch. I hope she's paying for your medical bills.
Q_0 0
Your mom's ****** up.
pew_pew_lasers 0
You should have thrown a shoe at her eye and said "you're stupid because you're rude and now your eye is ******! Deal with it!"
_Michael27 0
your mother is a total bitch :|