Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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GirlyTomBoy 0
why does everyone assume op is either a teen or just still lives with her mom? anyone (other than me) consider that maybe her mom was over in order to help out or just at her house for a while??
taurusxdee 10
Wow your mom is a bitch and you can't spell emergency. smh.
butchy2011 0
Watta bitch!!!
Rockera360 0
tell me bout it im almost 7 months been on high risk and was suppose to be on bed rest since 3 months but didnt listen much last week got my appendix removed n now i have to b on bed rest knt muv much n well ppl (my mom) forgets to feed me n shower me! n well hubby works out of town :/
turtlechief 1
next time wear a condom...
ashhxoxo 14
Emergancy? Really?
Shea234 7
They wouldn't put you on bed rest at 38 weeks they would just induce labor
TheShiningSnow 5
Are you kidding me? God forbid she actually get a moment to herself, she only spent eighteen or so years raising your ungrateful ass, and now you're free-loading off her whilst you're pregnant too? Get your life sorted and stop being such a whiny twat. Whatever deity is up there is going to have to help this baby of yours turn out to be a decent person, cause from what I'm seeing, you aren't going to be able to do it.
Divine_Mamma 11
She is 38 WEEKS PREGNANT AND CANNOT MOVE. You try being 9 and a half months pregnant with crazy hormones, then do everything for yourself.
renegadebaker 0
No, full-term is 37 weeks based on lung development, and being put on emergency bedrest is normal regardless of how far along you are. I just had a baby in August, and my OB put me on bedrest 2 weeks prior to being induced at 39 weeks. Complications happen, learn the facts or have a baby before you start making assumptions like that.
renegadebaker 0
99% of the people commenting here are either uneducated dickwads or hateful *****. For those of you giving OP the benefit of the doubt, thank you, because I've been 38 weeks pregnant on bedrest. NO the doctor will not automatically induce, you stupid pieces of shit, unless the baby is in fetal distress. All of you talking shit when you know nothing about pregnancy, go **** yourselves, because God forbid you breed more insensitive, ignorant little ***** like yourselves.