Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
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Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
PhillyFox 0
If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.
jordonisawesome 0
At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.
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Comments (114)
burp27 0
i already knew handjobs etc, but nosejobs? xD
onnielief 4
So take the money and buy something you do need. It's sucks that your grandmother thinks you need a nosejob though.
Jessicaa96145 0
Well, my grandma was flirting with my dad and trying to hook my brother up with the nurses at the home. But then again, she does have Alzheimers. (don't know how to spell it). FYL though?
Jessicaa96145 0
agree with 15 though.. :) free nose job. :D
nwtngrl820 0
nothing wrong with a nose job ! they are expensive u should be thankful she's willing to pay
hippies_fml 0
maybe just ask her if she is willing to get you something else instead
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey, at least it's someone in your family pointing it out. Also, at least she's paying for it rather than you finding out from someone else and having to pay for it yourself!
BallinJ 0
say, sure grandma, rite after you get your saggy boobs fixed first.
sunshine_roovers 2
^ ahahaha WWWIINNNN !! :)
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi cause your friends are not good enough friends to tell you, your nose is all ****** up.:)
EricJ 3
Don't worry about it. Keep your nose like it is.