Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
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Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
PhillyFox 0
If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.
jordonisawesome 0
At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.
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Comments (114)
yosho123 0
aha yuo got told by yuor gradmother :)bt serioisly fyL
xiShawnx 0
Learn To Spell, Its Y-O-U. Y-O-U-R. ((:
xiShawnx 0
oh and seriously, you spelt it wrong..
twinny_sc 13
At least he got the right "your."
jordonisawesome 0
aha *you got told by *your *grandmother :) *but *seriously, fyl. there, fix'd
Bonta_kun_fml 2
"You got told by your grandmother. But seriously, FYL"
icantellu 7
Spelled. Spelt isn't a word anymore... just sayin' Don't hit me
SeanFredrick 3
Yuo du'nt no wut yuo our tockin abowt yuo iz currext eye lurnt id en frust greyed bcuz eye no eye'm write end yuor our rong.
adorkable_spazz 0
lmfao
The_Fonz_fml 0
why the
The_Fonz_fml 0
I meant to say why in the ******* hell do people on here make suck a ******* big deal out of how someone spells or if the make a few common keyboard mistakes.
hockeyrules89 0
Because over time (if we let it go) the integrity of the English language will completely fall apart. Bad habits stick... and usually its a simple difference between your and you're or simply not trying to sound like a gangster...
The_Fonz_fml 0
yes but mistakes are a common human occurence, an plus on the Internet most people don't care about punctuation because it waste time addin all the little dots and dashes. Now if thi was an essay online it would be unacceptable to not add punctutation.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The people who mention spelling and grammar understand that presentation matters. People can and will write you off if you look like a lazy idiot, no matter how valid your point may be. It's doubly important when you're arguing a point— how do we know you've actually thought about what you're saying if it looks like you wrote it out as quickly as possible? Proper grammar and spelling give weight to a written argument, no matter what the forum is.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
haha I love you guys I mean girls
Avenger_fml 0
just take the money. d:
biggiesmalls15 0
agreed 15
rafiki19 1
hey ! my comment is gone. :(
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Good idea.
Bekll 31
I think she was saying she would pay for plastic surgery if you ever wanted it and was using the phrase "nose job" as an example.
fernandita91 0
hey at least she is paying for it :>)
warpig182 0
Atleast your not fat
unmadebed 0
well now you can get it fixed without worrying about what's wrong with it.
ShehluhSexface 4
I agree with 15. take it or not. ps, 15 you are hot.