Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, my boss told me to 'think outside the box'. I did and got lost in a corn maze for hours. FML
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML
Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, that's kinda corny.
vheissu 0
at least you got some corn.
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Phoenix_fml 13
So you got treated like a mule. Big whoop. At least you have a job. How much do you wanna bet they're gonna make you change the filing cabinets back to the way they were? At least you'll get more corn. Have a hoe down!
tina_xox 0
ur boss is B****
prb 0
So... is your bosses initials KF? Cause mine are and she gave me a bag of those yesterday for making a phone call...
uhmmm 0
maybe your boss had fresh corn or something and thought you might like a piece for your troubles. i wouldn't mind a piece of corn right now actually. to johnts03 first of all, WAL-MART SELLS CORN?!?!?!?!?!?!? and wow thats cheap, i bought some the other day for a buck a cob.
MIKENYC 0
u should of gotten some head
GatorBites 0
Dang, I have been working for chicken feed for years.
rell55555 0
read between the lines she wants you
brunettebabex3 0
pft. i'd take the corn.
bexox 0
BFD. Maybe she went to a farmers' market or something. You must have weight issues.
_DANTE_ 0
Has anybody else noticed that the last three FMLs are by women from Ontario? Coincidence?
brie3 0
who knows? Maybe Ontario women are just whiny. Still, that really does suck. ******* uncooked corn.
keoct 4
lol hey #84... they are whiny... at least the ones I know.
MK1029 0
No no no, ALL women are whiny.