Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, my boss told me to 'think outside the box'. I did and got lost in a corn maze for hours. FML
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML
Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, that's kinda corny.
vheissu 0
at least you got some corn.
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Comments (154)
smoochiepooh213 0
That was messed up of your boss to do. It would have been better if she didnt give you anything at all.
jammer854 0
maybe your boss was trying to tell you something ..*wink wink nudge nudge*
chicabonita5683 0
I don't think this an FML...organizing or not...here in Michigan, it is not uncommon for someone to say thank you buy giving vegetables...especially around harvest time. In the last month my mom has come home with 4 cucumbers and enough cherry tomatoes to fill a small bowl, and she does a job that's a heck of a lot harder and can be more redundant than filing papers. Sounds like an ungrateful employee, not an FML. An FML would be "Today my boss fired me because she/he wanted the papers filed right to left, and I had filed them left to right."
chicabonita5683 0
Also, slightly confused by the point of mentioning that it was uncooked...did you expect her to cook it for you? Shoot, she could have asked you...could you please go through the list and hire someone for that promotion that you applied for? Reorganizing isn't that difficult.
merrielp 13
I'm confused. Btw corn can be eaten raw. I do it all the time during corn season.
Scarshadow101 6
LOL. "Some kind of farm animal". Who knows? Maybe that's the way you thank someone greatly where she's from! Accept the corn, go home, cook it, and eat it. Words to live by.
nmlutgen 11
Just flip it. That's not even hard.
your_impressive 9
That shucks