Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.
jewboy8787 0
hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.
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Comments (150)
edensucksatlife 0
FYL. And no, you don't deserve it because you listen to MCR. Totally irrelevant. Lol
itz_towelie 6
haha so they followed you home, nice. its 2 45 here n im gettin tired so im gonna get off, good talkin 2 u, night.
sammiller4 3
lol no this was before the gym and good night lol
ausathlete 0
FYL. Although look on the bright side. They might have been rapists choosing a target.
jt525 1
owned. you must be fugly
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
lol sucks to b u.
meganpineapple 0
maybe they were talking about the dog..?
justsayfuck 5
They were probably planning on saying that even before they saw you, so you (or anyone else) would hear it and get upset, and they would laugh about it. It's some sort of weird humour.. I wouldn't take it personally.
notanotherteen 0
hey, maybe they were talking about the dog!
Flap_Jacky_Jack 0
MCRxforever? Only emos like mcr, and emos are ugly. So you deserved it.
cyanide667 0
wow. i want to see where that gets you in life.
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
Lol. I like MCR & I'm not emo. People are entitled to their opinions. Me, personally? I think you're abit of a tool with your stereotyping. :)