Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.
jewboy8787 0
hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.
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Comments (150)
itz_towelie 6
haha as you should cause apparently these roaches hav stepped ther shit up to the next level. as for the following you thing, get a restraining order?
sammiller4 3
haha nah I'll just get the guys to kill them :)
itz_towelie 6
haha the male gyminsts? idk y that just doesn't seem right to me
sammiller4 3
no not them haha this guy I work with whos a personal trainer.
dunni786 0
The young, tell it how it is.
sammiller4 3
he's quite beastly
itz_towelie 6
well thats totally different then, ya he could probably take a couple of roaches, but i'd still say it's anybodys fight
sammiller4 3
knowing him he'd chase me around with the roach in his hand just like my bf does
itz_towelie 6
haha in my old highschools gym(just graduated) we had a ton of cochroaches in locker room, like it was ****** up, i found roaches in my clothes once, and my friend put one on a kids head once which was pretty funny, but what i'm tryin to say is, after awhile bein around them u get over it.
sammiller4 3
ha maybe I had one in my bed. I felt something touch my neck and I looked and there was a roach.