Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
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FerrariCake 2
You're looking at this all wrong: maybe they were looking for someone to assault and you just weren't attractive enough. Your homeliness saved you from being attacked.
jewboy8787 0
hey your lucky they didn't rape you or smack your ass.
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Comments (150)
itz_towelie 6
i don't leave my house if i see a tiger. so far so good
itz_towelie 6
ya thats not a good idea, u gonna get rabies
itz_towelie 6
next time you're in a burning building don't call for super squirrel cause he will not be coming to save you.
metalmaiden 0
I agree with #9. YDI for liking MCR and are probably ugly.
itz_towelie 6
then she lives and super squirrel will finish what he started another day
baybaylover1 0
kids never lie...O.e
itz_towelie 6
if you think this is strange you should hav been on last night
itz_towelie 6
you were, he brought up a court case where the guy was charged with rape by one of the personalities (he was found not guilty) but still thats sketchy.
itz_towelie 6
he was at first, it was near the end he brought that up and i gave up at that point. haha and u still never told me why the OP should be happy
hankkorenzo 0
hahaha that was Awesome