Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leilei
Philippines
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
man
United States
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
TheRuleEnforcer
United States
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
Username
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
THOMASisMYname
Canada
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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ElectricGhost_fml 5
they don't really sound like 'friends'
MrBoredGuy 1
Great friends you have there
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serenitychaos20 6
A) its called an ambulance. B) if the car hits you, you stay there, and call the cops. You're not at fault, you file a report and get the person who hit you to cover everything. Ydi at least the cab part, because you should have known better.
ITrustNoOne 3
I'd say its about time to remove some friends. If they ask what's wrong tell em getting hit by the car knocked some sense into u and u don't know why u chose them as friends.
unicornunit 0
"today i got hit by a car" is enough for a fml haha
kareltje 17
In times of need you get to learn who your real friends are. .. .. .. .. .. This probably wasn't a time of need ;)
bkalina 0
u need to find better friends
bighood24 17
Why didn't you call 911?
KiddNYC1O 22
Ding! Meter's up!
bkina 0
Those are not friends!!!!!!! Find new ones!!!
FuckYourLifey 4
Not cool..
dancersinger124 7
Wow, your friends are awful. Sorry :(