Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.
BahahahLOL 0
Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.
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Comments (108)
SofaKingHappy 0
hehehe fatty xD well she was senile so maybe youre not pudgy fugly
catmadshea 1
this was in the movie "invention of lying" but I guess it cud happen in real life...
KickItHigh 32
Well chubby guys are fine.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
well I guess she's not THAT senile? be happy though, you got the girl. lol
forbiddenfruit69 3
Grandma-ftw! who wants ugly babies anyway
jjfml55555 0
that old bitch!!!...ur stil gettin married tho
Lorynia 4
This oddly sounds a lot like the movie "The Invention of Lying"
Skepticaalx 11
don't listen to grandma! you and your fiancé will be fineee!
silentxninja 13
Sorry, OP! Don't let it get to you, as long as you and your fiance are happy, then who cares what her grandmother thinks? Especially if she is a bit senile - she may not even know what she is saying.
PissyBitch Daily 13
Ah ha ha you're marrying a fatty! Couldn't you get anyone better??