Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.
BahahahLOL 0
Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.
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Comments (108)
sunnysurfchick 0
consider the source, blow it off!
Xpensive 0
damn sounds like something out of the invention of lying
purple_sarah88 0
Dementia can have a similar effect by reducing the person's inhibitions so they say inappropriate things.
CrazyManNo9 29
Sounds to me like the old lady is still firing on all cylinders just fine...
JtownDude 0
WHISPER IN HER EAR "IT'S OK YOU WONT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THEM"
docscientist 10
Didn't I read this comment already, but less loud?
goaty777 0
I agree with number 5...old or not, if she wants too be an old **** ab it...show her how ***** get screwed by dicks ;). so in other words, Ida been a smartass dick back!
Snackbars 0
What a superficial old bag of ignorance. That's really ******. Maybe tell her "I make your grandaughter happy and you dissaprove because of the weight and appearance of our theoretical future kids? I'm so glad you have your priorities straight."
andre5006 2
U prob deserve it for not taking better care of your self
poiuytjfffc 0
If bhudda is on your side, then u havenothing to fear
Snackbars 0
lolwut
icet1997 0
wow nice Grammy
ManziPicoso 0
Doesn't sound senile to me. Anyway punch the old lady.