Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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Mech1989 13
Really? I'm at a loss for words on this one
FMLpuppy 3
This is really upsetting. You could have been in a life threatening situation. A life may have been lost due to the stupidity of people we are supposed to rely on
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Comments (82)
knick64 7
Vigilantly justice starts here.
wvcheesehead1 9
That is why I keep a .270 at the ready. Winchester... educating people for more than 150 years.
scottsoccer 6
You should complain. That is totally not right.
bernardbrown 7
This is Arizona. BUY A GUN!
fuggotmuggot 14
WTF theyre ******* dumb assholes. They cant just do that shit.
VoodooPriestess 16
Cops sometimes just suck and if you get a gun and try to defend or protect your property, you'll get in trouble. FYL.
cdncw 20
Doesn't surprise me one bit: Last time I called 911 it was because a stranger had entered my house in the middle of the night, unwelcome and uninvited. It took two transfers and 35 minutes to get a single cop car to show up. In the meantime, I'd chased the intruder out. (and the cops didn't even come to the door, I had to go outside and flag them down when i saw them rolling down the street). When my former roommate, who was drunk and having a breakdown, rage-called 911, there were 3 cars and 5 officers at my residence within 5 minutes. No, nobody was in trouble, but I was asked to leave so "she could have space to collect her emotions".
snapchatfail 6
next time press the alarm button on your keys.