Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time." He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said, "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML
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XvxvX 0
If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.
elara15 0
The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.
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Comments (210)
merri_fml 0
Totally a lie
rustyrox 0
rude! you should have said yes and given him a false number?
xxstealthxx 0
ya, I would've been like, "Sorry sir, im engaged. But how about dinner at 7:00?" Then give him a false number. lol
tingting1 0
yeah i doubt this actually happened.. and why is it an fml? if you were pulled over for speeding, you should've gotten a ticket... so by turning down the cop, you just got the exact same punishment as you would've with any other cop. so.. YDI, for speeding? i mean really...
iParalyzer 0
@92 My dads a cop and his rule is that criers ALWAYS get a ticket.
jennifer5 6
Obviously you deserved a ticket. But he decided not to give you one, pretty much for a date. In that case you say yes, and like every other person that you blow off this would be no different. Except he's a cop. And you wouldnt have a ticket.
Osa_fml 0
She should get a good lawyer and own that bastard is what she oughta do.
exit_arsenic 0
@#98 that's adorable :P you're cute. sorry if that's creepy *blushes*
crazycontagious 0
YDI for breaking the law. And fyi the reason he didn't give you a ticket in the first place wasn't because he is a good person you should have seen this comming.
deathproof_fml 0
You need to report that ****** and sue the shit out of him for sexual harassment.