Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
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Comments (70)
analyzewithin 0
Did he get the job? Just HAD to ask :-D
zemo999 0
YEAH, Baby!!!
AnaDarkAngel 0
WHO UNDERSTANDS GUYS??? FIRST THEY MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR COVERING UP, THEN WHEN YOU SHOW A LITTLE SKIN IT'S SLUTTY AND UNPROFESSIONAL??? WTF GUYS? GIRLS JUST WANT TO DRESS HOWEVER THEY WANT SO $&%$ OFF....
zemo999 0
#72 Angel there isn't any guy that will complain about seeing boobs, so how's your twins??
Tempuser117 2
Bitter much?
Honesty4U 0
She's like 12, give her a break. She doesn't understand the whole "Guy want a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed" thing yet.
jordanandkensie2 0
whats the big deal about cleavage? in my book a girl is only a **** if she has sex with guys for fun. even alot of prostitutes arent really *****, they just need money bad
McSqueeky 0
Are you kidding me? The whole point, most of the time, people have sex because it's FUN. What, are women not allowed to like sex or else they're *****?
a_mayo_packet 0
i love when girls wear dresses :)
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
ydi for not wearing a regular t shirt
canadian_ftw 8
why would you wear a low cut top if your conducting interviews? wouldn't it put a bad image on the company?
Honesty4U 0
How do you not know the button popped off your top, especially if it's low-cut? It's called peripheral vision. Learn to use it!
ADiNozzo 1
Wish I had interviews like that the only positive thing I get is my salary.
fourloco 0
You did have done very nice **** though. I'll still take the job :D
fourloco 0
some*
ccook85 0
Oh the joys of cleavage. It's a beautiful thing.