Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
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green_eyes124 0
Hold it, what makes you think you'd get that kind of privileges that easy?! And who said anything about you being divine? I admit that I love your comments but I'm not that easy, love ; )
5t3ff1k4h 45
If you are referring to the Christian God, the word 'God' should be capitalized and singular. If you are referring to multiple gods (such as in Hinduism), the word should be plural and not capitalized. :)
green_eyes124 0
Oh boy. You both got me. I didn't mean to capitalize the 'G' and pendatik you are totally right (not that you didn't know that). Bad day. I'm failing horribly. ~sigh~ I need sleep. I also didn't mean to post this comment way down here. And why aren't any of my comments showing up?
6point02 0
i'm sorry, but when you dress for work (especially since she is clearly in a position of power, and makes decisions about hiring people) you should know better than to wear a low cut top. it's unprofessional. you should have worn something more work appropriate and you should have worn a cami or undershirt if your slutty shirt had buttons, since buttons gap. YDI for dressing like an idiot at work.
beatleschick1940 9
Oh! I understand OP. That sucks when perves creep on you.
christian50 0
Some guys have the best luck!
tj79 3
at my job you can't wear low cut tops. it is sad because I would love the view
SkullCanddi 0
Be Thankful He Actually Thinks Your Hot
erpies 2
Show them puppies.
nikalb3 0
got any pics
GLfootball85 1
O darn u have nice boobs and a guy stared at them probabily happend before
RedInThaHead 0
lol she's a hookerrrrrrr