Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
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GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
BOOBS ROCK!
Hellooomindyy 0
For all you know he found you unattractive, and really was nervous.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
besides the fact that he was masturbating to her image in front of her
OLPfan 0
win
SaintE_fml 0
he thought you liked him, extra nice and the view
WaylonD 4
He was probably nervous because he was gay, n u were making him rethink his gayness! lol
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Dumb kid! If her top is loose you shake her hand lots and watch the girls bounce =p
isaac805 0
lmao....
LOLSWAT 0
1: **** are always relevant. 2: **** are always awesome. 3: its **** people! come on, even girls like nice big ****, cuz a lot of em want the nice big ****. 4: its ****, stfu ppl, **** are awesome! OP: so what if u gave him a boner? it happens, nice **** or a nice ass will do that. count ur blessings and enjoy your nice big ****, or at least let us enjoy them, ok?and this isnt a FML, its a WIN kinda moment. dude found u appealling enough to get a bone. take that as a complement, jeez. actions speak louder than words, plus guys dont normally say " hey i like u and find u attractive and sexually appealing". and we cant help it goddamnit, its genetics and nature.
Schizomaniac 24
You are pathetic.
analyzewithin 0
This sounds like a mediocre start to a bad ****. He probably thought you being "extra nice" to him meant you were sexually attracted to him in some way, hence the wood. More buttons, less extra nice. +/-
ngyh 0
HOT!