Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
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glitterypink 0
similar thing happened to me too. except I wad the one being interviewed . The table was glass and I could see the guy interviewing me rubbing his erection. upon leaving he tells me about my button
starile 20
The table was glass and he did it anyway? Wonder if you got the job.
Mpsteve13 7
he's trying to get a job at a strip club?
ILovesMahBridge 0
**She
ILovesMahBridge 0
Gah nvm. You were correct.... This time...
saragr94 2
hah thats funny. next time i wouldn't wear a low cut top though;)
zemo999 0
#16 Nice zipper on that top of yours!!
GLfootball85 1
Sorry jst had to comment cause ur sexxxxyyyy
klutzycleo 5
Uhm, what's wrong with a low-cut top? It's not slutty unless you could see her navel and her jugs were all over the place. In the work place, an inappropriately low top would likely have been addressed already, thus, her low top was not unprofessional...
5t3ff1k4h 45
She lost the top button. If she hadn't, the top would be appropriate. However, since the button was missing, it's probably too low and therefore deemed inappropriate.
ElMundio87 0
because it's unprofessional?
Norwegian_Wood 4
B303123- Yes, you can, but if the shirt was buttoned up to her nose, I doubt the OP would have called it low-cut.
5t3ff1k4h 45
74- I can. I worked at a ladies' clothing store, Reitmans. Not sure if you've heard of it. Anyway, we were required to wear clothing from that store during our shifts. It didn't matter if it was dressy or casual (or both). Some of the pieces were tighter fitting and more revealing, others were lower cut but still not slutty. There were also more conservative pieces, so there was a large variety to choose from. My point is, if it was in the store, we were allowed to wear it.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Technically, anywhere you can earn money for a living is a 'real job'. This one happens to be called retail, which is common in the work force. It's a part of every day life, unlike prostitution.
schoolcraft_2013 0
146 is right. technicalities don't even need to be used. low cut does not mean slutty. everyone that is saying that is very close-minded. also, a position in retail IS a real job. not sure where you're from, "organisedchaos," but any paying position is a "real job."
QwertyMcNugget 0
Boobies! :D
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
pantera,kill switch?
gordodestroyo 0
bullshit, I just saw this on an episode of seinfeld no more than 5 minutes ago
starile 20
Well this was definitely posted much more than 5 minutes before you said this, so while there is always a chance some FMLs may be exaggerated, it wasn't just posted up as a result of seeing that same Seinfeld episode. At least not at the same time. This stuff really happens.
to3_tag 0
well if he wasn't feeling well before he came to you, he probably left feeling pretty damn good
EmmyRahh 5
you said came
Jimboom 12
Lol. Nice. He was probably thinking about all the positions he could fill for you. ;-)
Jewelofagal 2
It wouldn't have been difficult for a mature applicant to disregard the cleavage display and proceed with the interview in a professional manner. If he couldn't handle a bit of discomfort in an interview, he'll totally fall apart when confronted with anything untoward in the job. NEXT!
Norwegian_Wood 4
This, definitely.
Norwegian_Wood 4
OrganisedChaos-Thing is, in a job interview, that's all companies have to go by, as far as judging whether or not you can handle the job. Well that and a little application/resume. So sure, obviously the two don't go hand in hand, how the interviewed person will react to other on-the-job issues, but it doesn't set a very good first impression regardless. And that's kinda what interviews are based on, isn't it? So I agree with you, but.. Still doesn't really excuse the interviewed person...
jihadjoe 0
yay for your nice boobies?