Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
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Top comments
BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
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Comments (201)
Lezzie_chickk 3
I was just about to eat ramen.... Appetite=ruined
dDailydDosage 8
You should sue
Yuiopy 4
Call the health department. That's nasty.
WickedWolf 11
Ew report it to the department of health 0.o
christyxbee 15
Sue them! That's horrid!
Freedom92 12
Blech! I would never step foot in that restaurant again. They deserve to be out of business.
Ruby519 2
You should have asked for your money back instead of more food.
mariapagan 5
Well that's what you get who gets a roach in their food returns it and gets different food? Why wouldn't you get your money back?
blackwidowtaco 31
I hope you reported them for that. Not to mention, why would you get more food from them after finding a bug in your dinner the first time? That alone would be enough to make me never return there.
psitsruben 10
Their fault for being unsanitary and having a cockroach in the first place. Your fault for letting them "replace" it. Would've just gotten my money back and eaten somewhere else.