Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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Welshite 40
Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.
avadakedabra 15
You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home. YDI
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Comments (93)
blazerman_fml 17
Trapped in your backyard naked..Seems like you got the adventure you were looking for after all!!
kamacazi 6
I can help you get in ;)
choslayer 20
wish I was there
randome101 12
You wouldn't be outside tanning in the first place if you thought someone might be home or come home
Chibitalia180 6
They probably didn't.
metalman746 5
so where is this "secluded" yard and how can i find it...
jdwmoore22 2
pics or it didn't happen
luffy5677 6
I'd do something like that once when I was living with my mom I'm living on my own now I came home late and I didn't have a key and I got home at 3 and my mom always locked the door and she didn't come home until 9 and this was in the winter
MysteriousX_fml 10
It's always a good idea to have your keys with you when you are outside, no matter what.
meepingoreos 6
There should be a follow up
lina21 12
Tanning naked happens, but what made you think it was a good idea to leave all coverage inside? At the very least, a towel could be used to lay on. YDI
Rawr6591 21
I was thinking the same why leave your stuff inside