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Druu 53
Cold, hard cash?
ShortieRose 30
Talk about freezing your assets!
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Druu 53
Cold, hard cash?
species4872 20
It'll be a cold day in hell if you ever lose that again.
ShortieRose 30
Talk about freezing your assets!
Kurliez408 32
at least it wasn't permanently lost!
Talented73 54
You said "hard".... Huh-huh'huh....
RichardPencil 32
Usually, when a card is misplaced, you freeze the account.
Little Richard 11
Or you find it in the freezer.
Rebecca Stockert 16
its always the last place you look
bosniangirl27 21
Just one question. How?
Glowworm56 27
I've heard of frozen accounts, but this is just ridiculous!
RinoaHeartilly 36
Hey! You found it! Quit complaining.