Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I've come to the realization that the only people to call me handsome are women above the age of 55, gay men, or women trying to get money from me and failing. I don't even get a compliment on a haircut after not cutting it for a year. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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Top comments
chosha_fml 27
Yep, she lied when she said you were cute. She actually thinks you're smoking hot.
FrozenMusic 26
Don't worry OP, someone will truly appreciate you one day
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Comments (36)
NoirSpartan 11
I was waiting for this FML to end saying only your mom has called you that.
keiNan_fml 35
Believe in yourself OP
AbelChu 3
forget it,maybe she is right what did her said
SamMelody 11
Your cute and handsome!! -from a compulsive truther!
justplainawkwrd 22
Conpulsive liars are definitely something else but it's usually to keep distance. In this case it seems to be the opposite...hmm.
GaySeaOtter 13
There's always your mom...