Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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sdh715 6
Maybe you should be smarter about dying your hair. Especially when choosing a color such as blue. YDI
Kolden 11
But...that sounds awesome.
Indiashorty 9
Toothpaste should get it out
Xotoolyxo 16
Just wear clothes to cover up your blue spots..it's not like you're gonna walk around nakes
Flora_fml 6
Baby oil. Next time you dye your hair, rub baby oil on skin that may come into contact with the dye and it will not soak in. (And ditto what everyone else is saying about rinsing out in the sink.) I'm not sure if it would work for skin, (it may be a little caustic), but there is a terrific product called "Color Oops" that will strip a bad dye job. There are a couple of others on the market, but that was the one I found had the least amount of abrasive ingredients. Like I said, it probably isn't recommended for skin, but if you're now having second thoughts on the hair, you're in luck, because that stuff works.
kittykaos 14
Bah! Do some elaborate make-up with a bit of silver patterning on your face and claim it was on purpose. Will be fine!! =S
candyinmavan 8
Literally the same exact thing happened to me. Same color, everything. Finally two days and nine showers later it started to fade .-.
Jake_the_Giraffe 7
And that, my friends, is why you wash your hair out into the bath tub.
smexii0beast 4
Try using soap or salt water like at the beach cause that's what happened to me
Jas_265 2
Well that's Smurfing fantastic