Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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butterflyfx 8
Go to sally's they have color remover meant for the skin. Sometimes color gets on the skin and its what some stylist use to remove dye from the skin. I have also been told DAWN dish soap helps or a clarifying shampoo not meant for colored hair. I would try the color remover it works the best and anyone can go to sallys.
imazaari 12
That happened to me. When I was 7. And it was temporary hair dye.
xNephilim 19
That's why you always wash hair colors like this out over the sink. No stains all over your body.
squideth 18
76 the only one looking pathetic is you, dude.
lilevilsmurf 4
i had that happen to me with purple a few months ago, ive been dyeing my hair forever and that was the first color that just stained EVERYTHING. what i learned, wash your hair last when you shower, lean forward and hold the shower head over you so you wash your head kind of upsidedown. and use as cold of water as you can stand, it seals the color so it wont stain everything nearly as much once your hair is dry. good luck!
kalynnepointer 7
You really should have researched that better if it was your first time, especially with such a drastic color. Cotton swabs with rubbing alcohol will take it off.
kernal2005 3
what kind of idiot dyes their hair blue? fyl
RyanMarie 0
They sell different wipes and things that have hair dye remover in them if someone is willing to get them for you. I dye my hair red and that's what I use when I get the dye on my skin. Good luck!
Sir_Swaggington 6
I'm usually anti spray tan because they make most people look orange, but maybe a spray tan would help OP by covering up the blue?
badbrad16 2
Ever seen the movie BIG FAT LIAR?????