Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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Riotgrrrl0097 1
Don't if anybody has suggested these yet or if you already found a solution but just in case for next time, put lotion on your fore head, cheeks, neck ext. before dying your hair (helps the dye not to stick to your skin) and anything that does make it past the lotion, rub hair spray and/or shampoo on the dyed skin and it will take it off...also Brillo pads work, too but they are a bit harsher as you can imagine.
MamaSeriously 6
I've heard peroxide
slothsarecool 11
who the **** dyes their hair blue?
DontSaveMe 16
A lot of people....I'm planning to, in fact -___-
Vinyl_Scratch_ 22
Gail
Vinyl_Scratch_ 22
Fail
allisadawn91 8
Well that's your own fault lol
The_Mr_Troll 14
It's a shame I can only hit YDI once...
Imladris_fml 13
I've dyed my hair blue 3+ times. The only time my skin has turned blue was around my face and my neck, I scrubbed with soap and it came right off.
PieReaper 11
Hey Cortana
6demon6spawn6 12
you must be new to dying hair. say good by to having warm showers, if you like having blue hair.