Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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adrii713 4
Not true my hair is blue too and that has never happened to me.
donut_gurl 8
well duh! face palm
BobbieH 19
You don't end up with blue hair without using blue dye. Even when you use the midnight blacks that have purple, you can't get blue out of it. YDI for not looking closely enough at what you were using to color your hair and for not testing it before going all out with it. Especially when you obviously don't have experience with hair coloring.
5t3ff1k4h 45
They aren't complaining about having blue hair. They did that part on purpose. They're saying they have skin that matches the colour of their hair.
Skylansmile 11
Why didn't you wash the due out in the sink or in the tub with your head hanging over the edge? You never wash out the dye in a shower for that reason! Lol
nicholasj96 9
Avatar :)
stevo918 3
i'm blue aba di aba die
alycion 39
It sounds gross but cigarette ashes work for getting hair due off of skin. Trick my mom learned as a hair dresser back when smoking was allowed everywhere. Wet a tag, dip on ashes, run on skin. Then shower real good cause it stinks.
BadAssBandit897 9
Well I hope your hair at least turned out ok...I dyed mine blue too yesterday and I'm pretty happy about it :)
sacmaster 11
Sounds kind of like what happens in Big Fat Liar! Hilarious all the same :)
mizeus 1
looks like you can be a character in avatar