Today, I came back from a week-long vacation, to find my fiance had cleaned the house top to bottom, and finished three projects he was constantly putting off. I was over the moon, until he said, "Yeah, when you're not nagging me all day, I can actually get shit done. Crazy, huh?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from a work trip, expecting the house to be a wreck. Imagine my shock when I walked in and it was cleaner than I've ever seen. When I sputtered in surprise, my fiance shrugged and said, "I work better alone." Guess I'm just a fucking hindrance, then. FML
Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML
Today, I spent the day busting my butt to clean the house. As I tumbled into bed at the end of the day, exhausted, my wife looked at me and said, "Maybe you can get something done tomorrow?" FML
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, I returned home early from a week away for work. I was worried about my husband's mental health after a week alone with our two ADD kids. He wasn’t expecting me, but I was surprised to see the house cleaner than it had ever been, and our children happily reading on the couch. How did he do that? FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
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Nikki 17
Imagine how much you could get done if you didn’t have to continuously ask him to do the same things?
wrecklesswfire 3
maybe it’s time to stop nagging him
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poopface82 25
My ex-wife nagged constantly and very little got done. My girlfriend helps and teaches me and my house is clean. Ask her to try something different like, I don’t know, making a list. If she goes back to nagging, especially with paltry excuses, do what I should have done a thousand times and leave.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Oooor he could be a grown adult and learn on his own, do things without having to be asked, and just generally not treat his partner like a mother he can bone.
poopface82 25
He did that. He worked just fine without someone breathing down his neck. I think your his just got home. Better hurry up; he’s not going to nag himself.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Are you sure you want to marry a man who puts you down like that? Sounds like he's already showing you what he'll be like as a husband.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Very good if you'll just shut your mouth once in a while?
Nikki 17
Imagine how much you could get done if you didn’t have to continuously ask him to do the same things?
Hangryko 32
OP, please don't marry him. He only cleaned up the house so he could mess with your head. He's gaslighting you, making it your fault that he never does his part, and will use that again in the future.
wrecklesswfire 3
maybe it’s time to stop nagging him
Grincha 14
ex fiane maybe??