Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
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billiejoeinabox 7
Demonstrate your singing for the cops!
tacojauns 45
Just play it off cool, "Ya officer I was practicing singing for my metal band."
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Comments (60)
JKPwnage 27
Oh snap!
captainCrunchhh 8
Sorry OP maybe some voice lessons will do the trick
trendkilla254 4
ask them if they want to stay for dinner. serve chicken wings.
marleypuckpuck 22
Maybe you can get away with screeching like a bird in pain and the neighbors will just assume you're singing now.
martin8337 36
Don't quit your day job.
AFaye3964 17
Time to take singing lessons.
jojomalone55 16
Is your name Squidward Tentacles?
amarahsohi 7
Omg i couldnt stop laughing when i saw this
worldclassrager 41
Try singing on your back (The Simpsons)
andiesaur 18
Hopefully you got a laugh out of this after you realized what happened! At least it isn't a huge deal and it wasn't hard to explain.