Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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hazelwolfeyes 0
What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...
allmidnighteyes 11
Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.
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Comments (112)
davidomke 0
she called you to tell you to stop harassing her? that sucks....
CinnamonGrl 0
Hmmm. I don't know if this is an FML or YDI. Depends on the circumstances. Was your girlfriend a coward, or were you a stalkerish boyfriend who made such measures necessary?
BLNovelist 0
Do you honestly think the phone call telling him to visit her at the school would have been necessary if he had been really stalking her?
ItsAllGoodPeeps 0
Glad my misery can bring people happiness, lol.
Arcterion 0
.. Oh wow. xD FYL, dude.
Zoa_fml 0
This is the only breakup FML I've seen here that actually made me think, "Wow, F his life!"
tenkenshi 2
She couldn't just dump you by text? Good news, you'll be too pissed at her to be heartbroken about breaking up!!!
pleasedonttellme 0
What a Bitch
stormoftara 0
At least you weren't in the same college!
heatherewf 0
What a bitch. I hope you showed the campus police your phone to prove that SHE called YOU last! Anyway, you sound better off. Hope ot wasn't too far of a drive out there - now just count your blessings that you're free of such a psycho.
littlerock_fml 0
Why is everyone telling him what a bitch his ex was? I'm guessing that she probably had a good reason, otherwise she would have just told him in person. Maybe the OP is a creep.
Kenpachi_fml 0
grab her head and fart in her face