Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
hazelwolfeyes 0
What the hell?! what a ******* coward... :( you deserve better than that piece of shit...
allmidnighteyes 11
Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.
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Comments (112)
JuicyCheeks 5
wow...wat a bitch!!
tballer33 0
wow!!!! that sucks ass....but that was original. gotta give her props...sorry :/
DomyDamsy 0
sue for defimation of charector
swedishgirl_fml 0
What a bith! That suck! Sorry dude :)
Annecyx3Katy 0
what an extravagant way to break up.
daixin 0
That is amazing you girlfriend well i guess now ex is really smart and by the way. We are all rolling about this at school. lol
ttuwmasian 0
that is an amazing idea and so much fun to do. personally, i can't stand campus cops, but they do have some useful applications ;)
Gavik 0
blow me
Treece 0
What a Bish...
theatregeek6 0
Have you ever considered that you are really creepy and she was scared?!?!