Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Top comments
coolkid_matt 11
Damn, your dad's a dick.
Bearilla 0
you probably cry constantly about everything so even when he is concerned he thinks better of getting involved
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Comments (183)
trgower13 0
what a total dick!
Microbus_fml 0
Who cares. You're probably just a stupid kid anyway.
Mirorbo 27
It takes one to know one.
xLUPUSx 0
i think we just found a bigger dick than the dad.
jannie22 0
who cares. your probably just a stupid bitch anyway.
NagatoPain 4
Microbus could be the dad....since we are the majority of teens and adults using FML! -.-
jackiemoonthepro 5
sounds like a great guy!
Byroninja 0
I guess you could say you have a family full of honesty?
Livinia 11
The men in your life don't sound too great.
mzfoxy31 0
You are gorgeous!!!!
just_cr1s 4
be like " oh that's too bad. you got no choice now sit yo ass back up here and listen to what I'm aboutta tell you."
thatdesertdude 7
that reeeeaaaaallllyy works with parents, doesn't it?
JokinglySerious 0
like that'll work
blondebrunette11 4
damn, if i said that to my dad not onlyy would i be crying of a broken heart, but i would alsoo be crying of having all my teeth knocked out of my mouth, andd being locked in my room for like evar. so, how bout u try that with your parents idiot.
locksmurf 0
it's was only 6 months! He let you cry for an hour then he wanted some peace and quite. Get over it!
wonder11 0
Daaaamn what a dad !! Well at least he tried ! Lol
santanaaa 0
ur dads just sad...
smallory42 0
well, when your dad gets sad, you can say, "I really don't give a shit." ;)
galacticstorm 6
when guys get sad,they don't talk about their feelings,they bring out their buddy jack...jack daniels lol
smallory42 0
some do, but they talk about it too much.:P
meggieh815 0
90- then they get drunk and start crying, and tell you all about why they are sad. hahaha
smallory42 0
ahha, yeah(; thats truue. My dad has plenty timess. Hes a retard tho who doesnt care about his kids!