Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
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coolkid_matt 11
Damn, your dad's a dick.
Bearilla 0
you probably cry constantly about everything so even when he is concerned he thinks better of getting involved
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GIGLEYPUFF1 0
Kick him in the peacoke
Yoshi_Fue 9
You're probably just a teen like me, and if so, you know just as well as I do that nobody really gives a shit what you think, and your relationship problems really aren't something they want to be bothered with. Sorry, but it was only 6 months. I had a year-long relationship end, and after plenty relationships before that one, I understood that it was just not going to last. And besides, your dad is just teaching you the way the world is: uncaring and blunt. :)
angryyute 4
your dad IS the truth. LMFAO
moonglow93 4
cry louder
MissAimeeAngel 15
Aww. My dad has done the same thing, lol. But he's my dad, so it's expected. I'm sorry though, break ups are hard no matter what age, and even if it only lasted for a couple months, that in no way means it won't hurt when it ends (personal experience). So just hang in there sweetie, it's really all you can do. Try talking to your mom or friends or something; simply someone who'll be a little more sensitive to your feelings :)
deefan101 11
I feel your pain! my dad did the same after my 6 month break up
sammy259 3
im srry i will be ur bf
sick_wish 10
at least he cared to call you "honey"
daiissyyy 0
he was probably about to bone your mom and wanted you to shut upp,
alex6946 10
fathers never understand!, hope you feel better.