Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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coolkid_matt 11
Damn, your dad's a dick.
Bearilla 0
you probably cry constantly about everything so even when he is concerned he thinks better of getting involved
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Comments (183)
Larynx 3
Remember this, as well as the rest of the times your Dad is a knob-slobbering douchebag towards you over the next few decades, when it's time to put his incontinent dementia-riddled ass in a nursing home.
HandsOffMarx 9
#138 or something like that. I proposed to my boyfrend after 6 month of being together, I was still in high school. 3 years after, we are still together and plan to get married as soon as I'm done with university. So not all relatinships should be judged the same way. Not gay ones at least. :)
HandsOffMarx 9
My bad it was 127. :)
sk8erd 15
Haha that's ****** up but really funny. seriously it's just a relationship.. get over it
jellydear 0
I'm sorry. This was funny. FYL.
steelersfan3250 0
BURRRNNN!!!!
xDeadly_Moonx 0
wow what an ass hole :(
BadSuerte 0
that's just wrong on so many levels....what a douche bag he is.
dmoantwan 0
I think you should go gay, because it's obvious you're not great with males of any relation.
sulhaq 4
You were crying an hour over a 6 month relationship seriously? Have some chutzpah.