Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I'm afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML
Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML
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Top comments
bummerbums 16
Next time, try to get a good identifier for your luggage. Like a ribbon or something. That other person probably really wanted their stuff.
iLike2Teabag 27
That is some weird shit to be traveling with.
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Comments (87)
WeskersSexslave 15
Are you gaylord focker?
N3ssie 8
The original owner is probably awesome!
Monika444 1
Just do the right thing and return it. Face your fear.
worldclassrager 41
I check my bag plane side or put in an overhead bin...pack light souvenirs can make up for it
cjnikolajew 1
RETURN IT AND THEN REBLOG ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS.
RedPillSucks 33
Obviously a suicide vest. Mix the liquid from the bras with the "kitty litter" and KaBoom!!! The anal beads are just to throw off the TSA. I mean, who would want to route through luggage that might have anal juices all over it?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#53 If I ever get the chance to do an informational interview with a TSA agent, one if my questions will be asking them what sort of weird things they've seen in people's luggages.
Mauskau 36
This reminded me of my water bra I had years ago. It was great in the winter as it was just like a hot water bottle on my chest. I loved that bra but grew out of it after a couple of months :(
alicat13 12
How do you take the wrong luggage? That is theft!
scottacj 4
Or you know... They had the same bags and this individual just happened to grab the wrong one
ThatRandomAsian 5
I hope you get your stuff back, OP! But why would anyone possibly travel with those... interesting items?