Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
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Why29 0
That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.
Aldrasio 0
So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI
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moo117 0
you r such a dick just ask if she can smoke somewhere else or to slow it down aight
KeiIshiyama 10
The only reason I clicked YDI is because you went straight for the police and didn't warn your roommate beforehand. Weed is such a horrible thing, and I thank you for trying to get it out of your life.
spicywatermelon 0
Bahaha YDI stupid jackass.
warcon 1
I thought snitches got bitches?
StarWolf111 21
Snitches deserve stitches.
siahbean 1
Ydi
starwarsguy330 0
Why the **** are people saying ydi cause of being a snitch? Weed is ILEGAL, dipshits, now if the adderal is not theirs than ya, hypocrite but if its not(as how I interpreted it) then I see how it sucks!
porcelaintramp 3
Weed may be legal but that doesnt mean that it isn't used for medicinal purposes
porcelaintramp 3
And to add onto my previous comment :) I'm a medicinal user - so what it's illegal - it doesn't kill people ( unlike aderall ) it helps post lone the advancement of several strains of cancer ( I know from personal experience )- it doesn't cause lung cancer and it's all natural - so in some places it's illegal :) correct - but I find that someone who had aderal laying on there desk ( obviously not being prescribed in the way he stated it ) - has no right to snitch on someone who is using a herbal remedy instead of an addictive one :)
shrdlu 28
Let he who is without sin...
newlove_fml 0
I can understand your frustration, my brother smokes cigarettes very often and his room wreaks of it. However, I wouldn't call the campus police and report her use of drugs when you do drugs as well. Thats a little silly.
asdfjklol 0
Isnt adderall an ADD medicine??