Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
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Why29 0
That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.
Aldrasio 0
So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI
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Amphysvena 11
You can't be entirely sure he's a hypocrite, as the adderall may be prescribed. However, YDI for not talking to your roommate about this first.
dgilesxo 0
if they were prescribed it they wouldn't have a court date..... idiot.
chachacha_fml 0
uhh ... why didnt you just ask her to stop ?
blinkingstarlet 15
im sure their roommate would've just been like OH OK NP BUDDY...
iryna 0
Talk shit get hit. Totally deserved that one.
Aldrasio 0
Ironic that a stereotypical stoner outsmarted you.
rainyday1010 0
... Isn't adderall an ADHD drug? So... you got in trouble for having ADHD? Why is everyone saying you deserve it if you're taking a medication for ADHD? And besides, I'd report her too because I sure as hell don't want a pothead smoking in my room. >.>
solie92 0
thank u, 25. I take adderall 4 my ADHD (4 those who don't no, Attention Depicit Hyperactive Disorder) and tons of people r perscibed 2 take it. ADD and ADHD are extremely common learning disabilities, so chances r the OP is legit in taking adderall. as 4 being a tattletale, maybe the OP DID ask their roommate 2 stop, or atleast do it somewhere else, and they refused. FYL, OP.
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
however people also take aderol to get HIGH so either it was perscribed or OPs a big fat Hipocrite. calm your *******. seriously.
MattPDX 2
She wouldn't have to go to court if she had a prescription. Morons.
biwinning88 1
most people take it cause it gives them so much energy.. if your not add its pretty much like coke or speed
zebrapattern 6
That's weird, I didn't know ADHD side effects were shitty spelling and grammar.
letmehavemytea 21
Uhmmm yeah adderal is usually taken for non-medical reasons. Well not usually, and it isn't even the best one out there to take buuut yeah. Nice way to get high.
killer122 11
all rats should ******* die and rot in hell you are the worst kind of person and you deserve any punishment you gernered
roadie42 21
Sheesh, high-strung much? She could have ADHD, or maybe she's told her roommate to stop smoking many times and had to call the police as a last resort. And I wouldn't call her a terrible snitch - I'd do the same thing if my roommate were blatantly disrespecting me. People really need to calm down here...
chea_chea 0
YDI for snitching...Assuming you're living in a dorm (hence the campus police) you couldn't have just waited and gotten a new roommate for next year? Most schools end session in a month. Either way if you're gonna snitch you should consider stashing the adderall in your car or something next time...You didn't think they were going to search the entire room?
Fml37 0
#18 ur lucky I have to hide my weed and I need a new hiding place every time
pablopablohoney 0
wow- you suck.
Ravemaster7 0
Wow, you're a total douche. I'm sure you were using that Adderall to lose weight and do your homework, just like any other idiot college kid. @#25- you're also an idiot.