Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
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Top comments
rallison22 22
I'm so sorry that sounds incredibly awkward
larrena2377 26
My ex convinced me to stay with him. I dealt with it another 2 months and was miserable the entire time. not a good idea.
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Comments (48)
mustangbravo 27
Damn, that really sucks. Sorry but hopefully you'll find the right guy soon.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
How terribly impersonal. :( No one deserves that kind of treatment. He must've been fairly close to home for you not being able to get out. Awkward..
Goblin182 27
Break up sex?
Jefffz 13
Well a considerate gf like you going to his bed to surprise him. You atleast deserved a face to face and a better bf
tormcn 26
I probably would have changed.my reasoning to be there, and frighten him. At least his reaction would be funny.
eunami 15
If you still have his key, wreck his shit when he's not home
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Immature, and out of line. People are allowed to break up with you. Unless you'd rather they just cheat on you. And people will always bitch about the manner in which the break up happens. If it were face to face, people would still bitch and say that there should have been chocolates or something.
worldclassrager 41
Did you slap him on the way out? It's not saying he was cheating but it's a reason to be there
figure_of_bleach 0
Hit her bf on the way out of his house due to him breaking up with her and possibly cheating...add to that she hadnt permission to be there in the first place....marvelous idea 24
91hayek 31
I would have owned it and freaked him out by demanding more than just a phone break-up right on the threshold of his own home. "I came as soon as you pulled a bitch move and tried to drop me over the phone, bitch." It's over, what do you have to lose? It'll teach him not to think he can get away with such a pathetic and spineless good bye.
False_Stupidity 42
Well, shes there anyhow, why not. This sounds like a good idea to me.
sweetbliss3 37
just curious as to why you couldn't leave before he got home. how did you get there and why couldn't you leave the same way you came in?
Jinxsie 27
She went there to wait for him to finish work and surprise him once he got home. I'm sure she could've left but he was most likely almost home when he broke up with her over the phone so she didn't have enough time to avoid him.
AggieMike77 12
If he broke up with you on the phone, he's a pathetic, gutless wimp. You're better off without this asshole. Good luck with finding a better man... and I do mean MAN.