Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
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Top comments
rallison22 22
I'm so sorry that sounds incredibly awkward
larrena2377 26
My ex convinced me to stay with him. I dealt with it another 2 months and was miserable the entire time. not a good idea.
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Comments (48)
sandman676 20
I think you should leave him a present in the bed. Give the turd a turd.
Amant97 14
Piss all over his bed then casually leave before he goes to his room.
seriouslygrowup 11
Why couldn't you leave? Did you want to confront him? Or did you accidently tie yourself to the bed?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I am going to assume that when he called the OP he was almost home. By the time they hung up he was already there and she didn't have time to leave.
bad_boyfriend 10
Who breaks up with a girl over the phone. Thats side chick ish
SassyCassy19 12
That would be REEEAAALLLLYYY awkward
oliv34 11
did you handcuff yourself to the bed?
savxf 14
You deserve better if he broke up with you just through a phone call, he'll eventually see how stupid he was for breaking up with you.