blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
iharethissomuxh
Canada
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
jellybean
United States
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceburg, United States
Life imitates life
Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Top comments
ZombieRaptor 5
How'd you manage that?
Nickb55 16
That must have been one massive zit
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (82)
empeterson23 11
Must have been one hell of a zit
katertott 44
How in the heck?! Definitely youtube-worthy.
Ki11erC 18
What did you try and pop it with? A hammer?
Axel5238 29
Do you happen to be related to or dating a guy that knocked himself off a chair trying to swat a fly? I saw the comment about 9 lbs of pressure to break a nose. Why were you applying that much force to get rid of a pimple? Rubbing Alcohol will get rid of it very easily.
homesuckfucker 28
nine pounds of pressure isn't a lot. I can truthfully say that I've used more force than that to pop a pimple. they're frustrating. and gross. rubbing alcohol has actually never worked for me, but I don't know about op. maybe they should take your comment to heart. anything is better than a nose break, after all.
meganlovestea 15
what kind of zit was that??
WeskersSexslave 15
On the top where you can accidently break the cartilage by the front? I knoe that feeling very well.. feel better!
mattrd_fml 31
wow, that had to have been one hell of a zit.
Bossgirlhana 15
Did you at least get the zit?
MahRayJay 3
I don't generally pop pimples by hitting myself in the face. How'd you manage that?
Omniprism 15
You gotta let the nose ones go. Zit cream, hot towel or a biore strip.