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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
iharethissomuxh
Canada
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
jellybean
United States
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceburg, United States
Life imitates life
Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Top comments
ZombieRaptor 5
How'd you manage that?
Nickb55 16
That must have been one massive zit
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Comments (82)
AlonsoKold 15
Did you at least get the zit?
flee2321 10
I desperately need more details. Mostly so I never do the same thing.
EvilLittleMan 23
Here's hoping you don't have a zit on your ball sack.
rocker_chick23 27
OP is female, I am sure she doesn't have a ballsack.
mkayden 23
Some zit, huh?
PewDiePie_Lover 14
its best to leave pimples alone...
Man_of_Manzanas 9
This should be illustrated
an3ph 20
That takes some skill! How?!
davembsl 10
You had to have fallen or something lol
coorosandor 2
how the ****?!?
mwiley13 8
How does that happen?