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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
iharethissomuxh
Canada
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
jellybean
United States
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceburg, United States
Life imitates life
Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Top comments
ZombieRaptor 5
How'd you manage that?
Nickb55 16
That must have been one massive zit
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Comments (82)
xaru 21
Next time don't use a hammer
Adam5858 17
..what is a Zit...i think its an American word for it they must call it something else here.Do you mean spot?
Respect101 17
It's acne, you know the big annoying red bumps that the average human being gets usually during puberty or a little after.
rocker_chick23 27
#30 It's also known as a pimple
91hayek 31
Pimples. Acne. Flaming pastules that god gives to teach you to develop a personality and how to use photoshop.
Adam5858 17
Oh ye I surely know about that....you would see it on half the people you look at.And ye i understand now it just seems odd the way americans call it Zit
beaverteaser 16
what did you try popping it with, a hammer?
Fuzzy_peaches21 12
Omfg how did you manage to do that! What super power do you have
worldclassrager 41
That must have been an intense pimple
tbro47 23
Look on the bright side, the bruising under your eyes will take everyone's attention off of the red circle that used to be a zit
CurlyQute 17
How the hell did you manage that?!?
alitzia_e123 7
I think ur doing it wrong
annunaki_fml 11
whatever happened to a hot towel
homesuckfucker 28
my guess is that the pimple was about midway down the bridge of op's nose. they probably tried popping it by pushing with their finger on either side, essentially twisting the cartilage by applying too much pressure. a nose only takes about nine pounds of pressure to break, after all. they wouldn't need any superhuman strength to accomplish that. this is, however, just my theory. I'd love to hear the story of what actually went down.
rocker_chick23 27
O_O my nose started to hurt reading your description.