Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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mylonius 19
Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
almost_there44 26
Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.
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Comments (122)
whyalliewhy 16
Maybe he should like ya know, get a bigger dick. ??
Mathias1188 7
Tell him his dick isn't as long as he thinks quit pulling back so far
Atmey 5
I guess that is politer than "You are too loose"
sweetpotato301 7
Sex doesn't make a ****** loose. Perhaps that's what he thought though.
HotMamaBBM 11
I do believe the problem belongs to him, he should learn how to control his small buddy.
Opheliae 22
Um, this actually sounds like a "not erect enough" issue. Not from personal experience or anything.
TheHcwalker 20
So?
Camry_Girl420 18
Maybe he needs a bigger dick. Ditch him and find someone better
cynthia0405 1
Maybe you should tell him he should have a bigger dick to stay inside. Clearly he's lacking.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Maybe he just has a small dick.
rogerover 19
Guys. Doesn't necessarily mean he has a small dick. Just poor technique can cause that. Tell him vaginas are supposed to be slippery. That usually means good things.