Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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mylonius 19
Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
almost_there44 26
Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.
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Comments (122)
Gundel 22
I guess, he is more used to his hand than to a ******...
KinglyBee 3
I have a muscle condition that causes the muscles in my ****** to CONSTANTLY squeeze, and I still have partners of all sizes "fall out" because sometimes if you're in the mood enough and are enthusiastic enough, ya get the slip and slide effect. On the same note, I have a friend who has a naturally "loose" ****** and rarely has that problem, either. Either try a different position or tell him to grow the **** up
GovernmentLizard 2
Maybe he doesn't have a very "big dick"
littlefoott69 14
tell him to wipe his dick with a towel after the second time ..grippy ******.sheesh .he must be a virgin or just never with an aroused women before OP: enjoy your sex life you are fine
bowsie22 2
Not a bad thing! As a woman becomes more aroused, her ****** stretches more and gets looser. If it was "grippy", he's doing something wrong ;D
protospartan065 6
Ok
Cavsfodawin 21
It means you have a loose pussy
sweetpotato301 7
See comments above for much needed correction
oathkeeper99 31
Could it not possibly be caused by excess lubrication? If you get really wet when having sex that can cause him to slip out a lot easier because it pretty much acts like a water slide. If that's the case, he should take it as a compliment that he turns you on that much!
BrotherPhil 35
Not excess - plentiful.
alfalfalaffa 17
Lettuce all not forget that vaginal width is also an important factor in this issue, in addition to penis length and girth.
ouijacorn 9
"Grippy"? He does know that vaginas aren't made of velcro, right?