Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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Top comments
nnnope 26
urine trouble now
TourettesGuyFTW 26
20- your pun is crap, and it stinks. Try again, I hope number 2 is better.
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Comments (70)
thatsdndn1 19
Eeeeeew!! FYL
Jiinxx 8
I bet you're pissed.
monkeyy100 15
As Steve Carell would say, you gotta "squeeze the lemon"
kwyk 23
A doctor's job is no joking matter... yet he was just trying to take the piss
CanadianCutie22 16
now that's terrible!!
StaceeeP 23
that's why most places give you a sample jar with a lid
CharresBarkrey 16
Notice how OP said he spilled it AS he was going to put the lid back on.
israelnotjacob 20
lol you're not very bright are you? You could have just told them you couldn't go yet and then you could have sat somewhere and waited until you were actually ready.
CharresBarkrey 16
That's weird, cause the FML I read said OP had about half a cup of urine. I think he was able to go alright.
seriouscat 11
I don't have to go to the bathroom any more...
onorexveritas 24
why didn't you carry the cover with you?
Enslaved 38
Then the OP would have dropped it in the toilet or something. Leaving the lid by the sink before capping it, is common. I did my annual check up this week and did the blood test with the urine collection. Fun, fun, fun! P
chanellgymnast 17
Unpeelievable!