Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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nnnope 26
urine trouble now
TourettesGuyFTW 26
20- your pun is crap, and it stinks. Try again, I hope number 2 is better.
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Comments (70)
greatfirstdate 18
Don't you pee in the toilet and then scoop a cup out of the toilet? Well...that's what you have to do for girls. Still did FYL if you're a guy, OP
CharresBarkrey 16
No no no, that ruins the test. Girls are still meant to pee directly into the cup. As a medical professional who works in a lab, this comment scares me.
shiarrael 13
What? No. You don't scoop it out of the toilet. You pee in the cup; it's not THAT hard.
Lorysa 11
Huh?! I've always peed in the cup... pee for a couple seconds first to clean things out, then go in the cup... sometimes they even tell you to clean the area first with an antibacterial wipe... there are way too many other germs in the toilet... ick.
lizzy_babyy 9
What the ****?
xgetxbentx 13
...no, that's not how girls do it. You're really stupid... And for future reference, when you take a home pregnancy test, you don't dip that in the toilet either.
Courtelizab 18
I read all the comments just to see how people responded to this hilariously wrong comment. I mean, COME ON.
Pandaxox 10
Come on, guys! leave #54 alone! I've thought the EXACT same thing, so don't act like its weird, because I'm sure you haven't been exactly the smartest people at different moments.
Hurbel684 10
It's better to be pissed off then to be pissed at. Oh wait.
xgetxbentx 13
Sooo, you do realize that you don't need to give much urine right? Even a half a cup if significantly more than they need..... They only use a few drops.
bluerhhajfk 17
And not a single piss was given that day.
Eitom88 4
Next time be careful
timmy257 8
Try again in 20 more minutes make sure to drink lots and lots water!