Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
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Top comments
AyeJay101 25
And I thought it was gonna end like he was having sex with someone... But that's some intense jerking.
Ecudaniel 16
wonder how you found out...
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Comments (79)
thatsme293 28
If ya can't beat em' join em!
morgankimberlyyy 14
Disturbing to find out, but it's okay OP, It's natural and most people do it! Try to look past it :-)
Starfire950 5
Really? You don't say
WhoDatHiThere 9
Do it back see how he likes it!
dracolich 27
I know it's awkward as all get out, but you really should talk to your brother. Don't judge (because everybody does it) but do ask him to keep it down. Also, don't imply you're disgusted by it, just say you couldn't sleep.
shitztopher 6
Brazzers
Charles900 16
That definitely had to have been awkward.
theprinceoflol 12
I hope you liked it
at0micmin3r 23
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What he does in his private time is HIS BUSINESS. NOT YOURS. Quit being so nosy. YDI
hounderawr 5
How'd you find out?