Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
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Peroxide 3
I can't believe he crushed his best friend. He must work out.
cc1992 11
I am sorry, but your boyfriend sounds like an insensitive jerk! That's so rude! He doesn't deserve you if he's like that.
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Comments (70)
Mario9587 0
send him straight to hell
funny7777 0
harsh
DameGreyWulf 1
Some people really don't know how to speak. Poor guy probably had his trains of thought crash while trying to think of a way to get him out of the situation AND please you at the same time. There were no survivors.
lazylacey 0
damn how rude of him
tayxbabiex3 0
thats so messed up if he thinks shes to perfect and to good for him then he must look at you like your not perfect to him when the best thing abut a girl is her inperfections !! so its better to be inperfect then perfect so yea
southerngal34 0
you can do soo much better than him! this is gonna sound harsh, but move on! he needs to realize how great of a girl he is has already. im so sorry that he's such a jerk.
CathyAMR101 0
wow... same thing happened to me except my bf liked MY best friend. Believe me i learned things the hard way... get out. my boy friend ended up dumping me for my (ex) best friend... which is also when i found out about their secret relationship during the whole 2 years we had been together. and he had continuously told me there was nothing at all... that i was the only girl that he wanted to marry (yeah... right). at least yours told you i guess which is maybe good. there is nothing in a relationship when you know your significant other likes someone more. i was not happy at all and there was no trust (for good reason it turned out). i dont' know... maybe i'm just being pessimistic... take the chance if you believe in him... either way good luck to ya. i understand completely.
bikeduster 0
Ok, when situations like this come up, this is when a good sludge hammer comes handy, because when he is asleep you take it and slam it right below his nuts and tell him that if he ever says that again, next time you won't miss....and people say I'm a cruel basterd...I would think not, I would much rather take a soup ladel and castrate him, but thats just me XD
jemmalou86 0
Thats why you don't date a guy who's best friend is female, idiot.
princessjane 0
i sincerely hope you are not still together. that's just wrong.
Kittykatkrunch 0
we are... she kind-of stopped talkin to him past few days..