Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
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Peroxide 3
I can't believe he crushed his best friend. He must work out.
cc1992 11
I am sorry, but your boyfriend sounds like an insensitive jerk! That's so rude! He doesn't deserve you if he's like that.
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Comments (70)
headology 0
You deserve better! Dump the douchebag!
blastvortex 4
He could be right. *shrug*
Starfire22 5
Hey, at least I kno how to get stuff, not implying to do it ALL the time but in instances such as the OP's if it was my guy, shopping spree all the way. At least I'm honest about it. AND it sure helps train the fiancée on thinking before he says something inconsiderate.
leero 0
why would anyone want to marry someone as blatantly selfish and controlling as you? oh well, it's his life...
Starfire22 5
O you misunderstand, he gets what he wants and I get what I want it's a very giving relationship. There is no selfishness on any of our parts.
bubbles4me 0
Heh, I understand what that's like. My boyfriend loves this other girl and when we get into fights about it he just tells me it really doesn't matter that he loves her because she would never get with him. Oh and he calls her his wife...
foolsangel 4
You and the OP need to get out of those relationships. Don't let yourself be someone's second best, because there's someone out there who will see you as their best, period. I was in a relationship with someone who was in love with someone else, and was admittedly willing to give me up if it meant having her. I felt like a piece of trash for awhile, then I pulled on my big girl pants and got out of that relationship. Since then, I got into a relationship with someone who loved *me* for *myself*, not because it was the best he could get. It'll be 4 years this month, I'm moving in with him, and I really couldn't be happier. If I didn't get out of that first relationship, who knows where I would be now. You might feel lonely without someone, and you might not meet someone else right away, but you need to learn to be happy with and by yourself.
jailbot 7
I'd really like to know why guys think that will make a girl feel better about the situation. It's more a slap in the face than anything, and I don't want to date a guy that sees me as the girl he has to settle for.
soreness123 0
Screw him! You're awesome and deserve someone better
jonny2x4 0
HDI for having low self esteem. YDI for being low-lying fruit.
HP_22_fml 0
dump his ass. stand up for yourself. don't be some stupid girl that he can toy with
raumasy 0
and if he'd said jump off a cliff???
Mario9587 0
send him straight to hell